America Has Time For Ukraine And Gaza, But Not For Its Own Fellas- A Tale Of Misplaced Priorities Of The Most Powerful Country In The World!

How wonderful it is to witness the magnificent spectacle of American governance in action!

While Los Angeles residents watch their city transform into a scene of a blast furnace, their illustrious leaders are absolutely crushing it at their true passion of getting involved in conflicts halfway across the globe at, Gaza and Ukraine.

• The US government is too busy waging wars in Yemen and supporting genocide in Gaza while Los Angeles burns, proving once again that Americans come last.
• Also, the US can send billions to Ukraine and Israel yet remains helpless in taking proactive measures to protect Americans in Los Angeles from predictable fires.

Because nothing says ‘America First’ quite like putting America last?

In Los Angeles, isn’t it like nature decides to throw a flammable game. The city’s sprawling infrastructure, built with all the foresight of a goldfish, turns into a matchbox. Meanwhile, the American government, with its infinite wisdom and apparently bottomless pockets, is busy writing checks faster than a billionaire at a charity auction, just not for anything as trivial as domestic disaster prevention.

You’ve got to admire the breathtaking efficiency with which funds materialize for foreign military operations. Need a few billion for international aid? Of course, Done! But when it comes to maintaining basic infrastructure or implementing fire prevention measures in one of America’s largest cities? Well, suddenly, everyone in Washington develops a severe case of empty-pocket syndrome. 

The irony is simply perfect. Here they are, the nation that put people on the moon, split the atom, and invented the internet, watching helplessly as one of their major cities faces a perfectly predictable natural disaster. But hey, at least they’re really good at sending strongly-worded tweets about peace and sanctions while simultaneously keeping the global arms industry in business!

Let’s break down this masterpiece of the American government’s priority setting. On one hand, the American Government, who leave no chance to show their power, have the ability to coordinate complex military operations thousands of miles away, deploy advanced weapons systems at a moment’s notice, and manage intricate diplomatic relationships across multiple continents. On the other hand, the same American Government seem completely baffled by the fact that things can catch fire when they are dry. It’s like having a Formula 1 racing team that forgot how to change a tyre.

The real cherry on top of this bureaucratic sundae is how predictable these fires are. It’s not like California suddenly decided to become prone to fires yesterday. This has been happening since… forever? But apparently, that’s not enough time for anyone to think. And let’s talk about that system for a moment. The same government that can coordinate international aid packages worth billions of dollars in a matter of days somehow transforms into a confused sloth when it comes to domestic disaster response. It’s almost as if there’s some sort of inverse relationship between distance and efficiency, and the further away a problem is from American soil, the faster they can throw money at it!

The beautiful irony of a superpower that can project force anywhere in the world but can’t protect its own citizens from a predictable natural disaster is something that would make even the most talented satirist weep with joy. They’re basically the equivalent of that person who buys everyone at the bar a round of drinks while their own house is on fire. The same nation that lectures others about proper governance and emergency response can’t seem to figure out how to implement basic disaster prevention measures in its own backyard. It’s like having a personal fitness trainer who will get winded walking up a flight of stairs, and the cognitive dissonance is simply magnificent.

Speaking of cognitive dissonance, let’s appreciate the masterful way their government manages to simultaneously claim that they’re the most powerful nation on Earth, put sanctions on another emerging ‘Vishwa-guru’, their media finds problems with every Indian thing, whether it is food or the hygiene, but cannot have the competency to use their own fire extinguisher!

The real genius here is how they’ve managed to convince themselves that this is all normal. Just another day in the land of the free and the home of the brave, where they’re brave enough to engage in conflicts worldwide but apparently not brave enough to tackle the mundane challenges of domestic infrastructure and emergency preparedness. Maybe this is actually a brilliant strategy of the ‘powerful’ American government to maintain its ‘powerful’ worldwide image. After all, what better way to display the ‘powerful’ government’s commitment to world peace than by letting their own cities burn? It’s like a twisted form of leading by example that they’re so dedicated to global issues that they’re willing to completely ignore our own!

In the end, one has to marvel at the sheer artistry of it all. They’ve created a system so perfectly backwards that it would be impressive if it weren’t so tragically absurd. At least they can now rest at easy knowing that while they might not be able to prevent fires in Los Angeles, they’re absolutely crushing it by getting involved in conflicts thousands of miles away in Gaza and Ukraine. Because nothing says ‘functional democracy’ quite like being able to send billions overseas while your own citizens watch their neighbourhoods burn.

Remember folks, this isn’t a bug in the system, it’s a feature. And if you do effort to listen carefully, you can hear the sound of reason and common sense gently weeping in the corner. But don’t worry about that; be assured that they will find a way to send money to help reason and common sense in some other country instead of fixing them here at home.